06MAXINE - Limited Edition Keepsake Ornament
NO BOX (ORIG BOX IS PLAIN WHITE)
Only sold on hallmark.com
Limited Edition of only 750 - RARE!
Extremely hard to find!
Signed by Maxine's Creator - John Waggner
Talking Maxine ornament
appx 4" H
Battery operated - batteries are included, pull tab to activate.
TWELVE DIFFERENT PHRASES IN MAXINE'S CRABBY VOICE!
For Maxine Fans (or baking fans) , this talking Maxine Christmas ornament speaks for itself. Maxine and her dog, Floyd, cook up some irreverent holiday fun. Below are the 12 Phrases:
"Fruitcake, figgy pudding, mincemeat pie...
Remind me again why we enjoy this holiday?"
"Time to get out the holiday recipies, turkey, ham, reindeer...HUH, I'm kidding, its a joke"
"I Baked! It's a Christmas Miracle!"
"The secret to holiday goodies, is to get someone else to make them...in THEIR home!"
"I like to give gag gifts for the holiday...my cooking, it GAGS everybody!"
"Never heat up fruitcake in a microwave, NOPE, throw that sucker directly into the fire!"
"With enough rum balls, HUH, any holiday can be jolly!"
"Here's a little Christmas baking advice...DON'T!"
"How come cling wrap clings to everything BUT the bowl?"
"A holiday reminder, Don't get your chestnuts too close to the open fire"
"I always give candy at Christmas. People have to STOP SINGIN' to eat it!"
"Last year I stuffed a few turkeys. This year the Uncles are eatin' somewhere else!"
. Battery Operated